I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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