i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Pooping to opera.
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