doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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