i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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