i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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