just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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