i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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