the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I have fence marks all over my body
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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