No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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