Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
