I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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