I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you traded sex for a burrito?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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