exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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