I want to have your abortion
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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