It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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