i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
