I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he thought i was a dude.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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