In the future we'll all be gay
Umm I'm too high to move.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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