I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I supernannyed him into submission
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
