so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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