You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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