Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
