I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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