Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Little spoons don't ask big questions
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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