normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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