We won't sleep together?
We're facebook friends in real life
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
