But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
