hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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