My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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