I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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