Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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