Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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