I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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