theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You can't just leave with hair like that
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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