I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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