We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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