escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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