let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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