You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My dick has a subreddit
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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