YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
420 ftw
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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