Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
They took my balls.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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