Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
40s are totally the cure
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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