Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just want nice things and good sex
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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