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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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