im about as happy as oj after his trial
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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