watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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