so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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