Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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