She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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