you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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