Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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